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<\/a>Indianapolis Towing and Recovery 317-247-8484<\/p><\/div>Tow truck drivers are a big help when we need them. They provide many helpful services for drivers, including emergency roadside assistance, vehicle recovery (stuck in a ditch, mud, or body of water), traffic collision quick-clearance, storm damage clearance, community training programs for law enforcement, emergency responders, and fire departments, and so much more. This makes tow truck drivers much more than just towing operators. <\/p>\n
And with such a high level of responsibility, it is no surprise that tow truck drivers take their jobs very seriously. But through all that seriousness, they have a humorous side too! Continue reading for some funny automotive jokes favored by tow truck drivers everywhere.<\/p>\n
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A teenage boy tells his father, \u201cDad, there is something wrong with the car. There\u2019s water in the carburetor.\u201d <\/p>\n
His dad replies, \u201cWater in the carburetor? That\u2019s just ridiculous!\u201d <\/p>\n
But his son persists, saying \u201cDad, I\u2019m telling you there is water in the carburetor!\u201d <\/p>\n
His dad starts to get a little nervous, and says, \u201cYou don\u2019t even know what a carburetor is! But fine, I\u2019ll come take a look. Where is the car?\u201d <\/p>\n
The son replies, \u201cIn the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n
Writer: Maura Hayes<\/em><\/p>\n A man gets a flat tire, so he pulls over to the side of the road to check it out. After he gets out of his vehicle, he opens his trunk and retrieves two life-size cardboard cut-outs of a nude man in an open trench coat. He places the cardboard cut-outs at the rear of his vehicle, facing on-coming traffic. These cut-outs of men were so life-like you wouldn\u2019t believe they weren\u2019t real!<\/p>\n As he proceeds to put on his spare tire, he notices that traffic is slowing down to get a better look at his life-size cut outs, honking, shouting, and causing a commotion. This was of course backing up traffic and causing a huge distraction for other drivers. So a police officer pulls over to see what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n The officer asks the man, \u201cWhat is going on here?\u201d The man replies, \u201cJust changing a flat tire, Sir.\u201d<\/p>\n The policeman exclaims back, \u201cSo what are those obscene cardboard men doing out here on the side of the road?!\u201d <\/p>\n The man replies back in shock, as if the officer should already know the answer, saying\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cHelloooooooo, those are my emergency flashers!\u201d<\/p>\n Writer: Joe Dobrowolski<\/em><\/p>\n What do you get when you cross a Chrysler with a Fiat?<\/p>\n A BIG car that doesn\u2019t start!<\/p>\n Writer: RJ Goos<\/em><\/p>\n An old man was driving his Buick down the freeway when his cell phone rang. Upon answering, he heard his wife\u2019s voice urgently warning him, \u201cHerman, I just heard on the news that there\u2019s a car going the wrong way on 280! Please be careful!\u201d<\/p>\n Herman replies, \u201cIt\u2019s not just one car, it\u2019s hundreds of them!\u201d<\/p>\n Writer: Jack Wager<\/em><\/p>\n Towing and Recovery 317-247-8484<\/p><\/div>If you require emergency roadside assistance<\/strong> or tow truck services<\/strong> in Indiana, trust no other than the professionals at Zore\u2019s Inc.! For over 75 years, we have been a family owned and operated company in Indianapolis, and continue to raise the bar in the towing industry for customer service, efficiency, skill, and more. Call 317-247-8484<\/strong> for fast and affordable Indianapolis towing and recovery<\/a>, 24 hours a day and 7 days a week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tow truck drivers are a big help when we need them. They provide many helpful services for drivers, including emergency roadside assistance, vehicle recovery (stuck in a ditch, mud, or body of water), traffic collision quick-clearance, storm damage clearance, community … Continue reading How About Some Roadside Assistance?<\/h1>\n
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